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Joke of the Day

"Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour? Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!"

"Hey people waiting in line to get into a club. . . you should probably do us all a favor and stay in there until after the election"

"Where did the pregnant T-Rex go for a check-up? The dinocologist"

"Did you hear that Bruce Willis is going to star in a movie where he goes undercover as an elderly nun? It's called Old Habits Die Hard"

"What device can make prostitution legal? A camera."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile."

"The cow says ""moo"", the horse says ""neigh""... The dog says ""That person...Edward..."""

"Why are hippies against capitalism? Because money doesn't grow on trees."

"What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!"

"Barber: And how old are you little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well I certainly didn't come in for a shave!"