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Joke of the Day
"Results are in: a lot of people took the ""never change"" yearbook inscription way too seriously."
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"My friend called me cheesy I said ""don't Brie so mad, its all Goud-a"""
"I don't think I'm racist but... ...the KKK all look the same to me"
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."
"Vivid Entertainment offers Miss Colombia $1mil to star in a porno. Wait, they just took it back and offered it to Miss Philippines."
"What martial art do cows practice? Moo-thai."
"Soliciting a blowjob is illegal. Soliciting a blowjob is illegal, but betting a whore $50 she can't swallow your cum isn't."
"I put $1 aside every time my girlfriend has sex with me, and that's how much I'll spend for her birthday present So far I'm getting one fancy-ass glove."
"/r/Jokes was starting to get flooded by good original jokes ... Edit: I know the mods hate the punchline in the title, my bad"
"I often use ""unnecessary"" quotation marks."