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Joke of the Day

"Me: I grew a beard once & It actually looked just like yours. Him: Why'd you shave it off? Me: I just told you..."

"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, You can hide, but you can't run."

"Some people call me anti social But i just ignore them and go back to my computer in my room amd lock my door.. .... (Bad jokes 101)"

"""WATERMELON"" HAS 4 SYLLABLES. ""ILLUMINATI"" HAS 5 SYLLABLES. THAT'S PRETTY CLOSE. WATERMELON IS ILLUMINATI."

"Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song has a part where it sounds like they're trying to guess words for a crossword puzzle."

"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"

"Customer: ""Wait that password looks really gray. I'm going to type it in again."""

"How does a Jew calculate his escape path? Wind velocity times chimney height."

"What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you? He'll have Nunavut"

"""What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?"" ""No idea."" ""Denim."" ""Denim?"" ""Denim denim denim denim denim..."""