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Joke of the Day
"Noah... The original Pokemon Master."
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"Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels"
"Why don't arabs play monopoly with jews? Because jews constantly buy property over the arabs' already bought property"
"Why do record collectors have bad sex lives? They're always complaining about the 10"" they don't have."
"I just want to give a shoutout to my legs. Without them, I wouldn't be where I am today."
"Knock knock. The game."
"Nothing says ""My balls are kept in a jar inside her purse"" quite like a joint Facebook account."
"I realized taking dogs for walks is basically their way of checking social media. One lap of smells is a newsfeed scroll. Peeing is posting."
"Jewish boy&father A jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 dollars. His father replies, 40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"
"A really fat friend sat on her cat, long story short - now I can add search & rescue, proctologist and vet to my resume."