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Joke of the Day

"Noah... The original Pokemon Master."

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ..."

"I asked my Grandfather what it's like to have Alzheimer's. He stared blankly at me as he no longer remembers any of his family members or how to construct sentences."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? I left the tip on the night stand."

"Why does it take 2 feminists to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the lightbulb and one to give me a blow job while I supervise."

"I'm gonna make a proctologist training video based on the Shawshank Redemption The main characters name will be Andy Dufranus"

"Why was the snowman smiling? He saw the snowblower coming."

"""I'm terribly sorry but your husband overdosed on Flintstones vitamins"" ""oh my god...is he ok?"" ""I'm afraid not. he...yabba dabba died lmao"""

"You know you're getting old when speed limits start to seem reasonable to you."

"The US Census Bureau is known for kicking ass And taking names."