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Joke of the Day
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ..."
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"I saw an all frog production of Frozen yesterday... It was toad-aly cool!"
"[phone call] KIDNAPPER: We're gonna kill your wife if you don't pay ME: *making wind noises* I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL"
"5 jokes at once. Q: how to tell 5 jokes at once? A: One direction"
"What do you call a dictator running a bookshop? The Supreme Reader."
"What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs? The Girl Scout that got hit by a car."
"""How do you find anything in here?!"" -my mugger, giving my purse back"
"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? Because it said concentrate."
"Q: What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts? A: Stem sell research."
"Rhonda is my type of woman... She finishes before I do!"