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Joke of the Day

"Why does it take 2 feminists to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the lightbulb and one to give me a blow job while I supervise."

"I'm not doubting that you're 1/8th Pond People, but this is a research paper. You can't cite ""BOG WISDOM"""

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse"

"To where going Batman running fast? To the Bathroom"

"Photo Of The Day:- No Matter How Smart You Are, You Will Fall For This (See Photo)"

"Don't think we didn't notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it."

"GF: I'm moving out if you don't stop pretending you work at a supermarket. ME: Ok. Do you need any help with your packing?"

"When your telling a joke But you punch up the fuckline"

"What do you call the child of two redheads? Ginger bread"

"Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. Every time I pull one it makes my arse hole twitch."