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Joke of the Day
"Why was the snowman smiling? He saw the snowblower coming."
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"Had a very hot curry last night and now my asshole is on fire ... I'm suffering from deja vindaloo."
"Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because she can't find the eleven."
"*watches a house fall on you* *steals your shoes*"
"Why can't T-Rex's high five? Because they're all dead."
"Are your parents bakers? Cause youre inbread."
"Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold."
"What's the difference between Beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are over a dollar; deer nuts are under a buck."
"No matter how spicy your sex life is ... If he's a two-thymer; cumin in that ginger Rosemary, my sage advice ... would bay to leaf him."
"The word 'nothing' is a palindrome. 'Nothing' reversed is 'Gnihton' which also means nothing"