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Joke of the Day
"I love Nilla Wafers because who has time to say ""Vanilla"" in today's busy world?"
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"Women age like fine wine... In my basement"
"Sitting on the Toilet Scrolling through dating apps while on the toilet is the best idea... etiher way you're gonna find shit."
"How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
"How do you put 4 elephants in a small car ? 2 in the front seats and 2 in the back seats"
"Got robbed. Someone broke into my house, stole my stuff, but then replaced everything with an exact replica. I pointed this out to my closest friend, and he went, ""Have we met?""."
"What's green and then red? A frog in a blender."
"Why are gay men so mean? Nsfw Because they're all fucking assholes."
"My wife keeps telling me she can't sleep And asked me to stop typing or She will smash my face on the keybodjeysdhvcjkdjwj827fhejwi46wixjj"
"What animal is endangered by tooth decay? Molar bears!"