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Joke of the Day

"My friend's wife is so controlling. When they're together, he talks like he's filming a hostage video."

"What does BMW mean Some say Bitch Moan Wine others say Black mans Willy Post what you think"

"Do you like fish sticks?"

"Just saw myself naked in a full length mirror, and I had an epiphany. Either someone in my family tree had sex with the baboon or pissed off a gypsy."

"Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties? They're fun guys!"

"""Everybody freeze!"" -November"

"The Dalai Lama enters a Pizza Shop and asks Can you make me one with everything?"

"Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics Even if you win, you're still fucking retarded."

"Yo mama so fat, when she went to Hogwarts for the first time, the sorting hat said ""Awwwwww hell 'naw!!"""

"What do Mexicans use to cut a pizza? Little Caesar's"