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Joke of the Day
"My skis are like my parents They're drifting apart"
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"It's so cold outside, I actually saw a gangster pull his pants up."
"Why do black people always have nightmares? Because we shot the last one that had a dream."
"[world series game 1] Wife: where are our seats? Hamlet: 2b... Wife: there are people there Hamlet: or not 2b"
"Seminar topic at the annual vampire conference ""How to Deal with Stakeholders"""
"What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."
"""You are what you eat"" thats funny, I don't remember eating a pathetic failure"
"Playboy has started a new edition for married men with the same women featuring every month."
"How do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator."
"What was the hardest part of being happy in the 1920's? Telling your parents you're gay."