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Joke of the Day

"My mom: The liberals in California are rubbing off on you. Me: I know, it keeps getting in my hair. (silence)"

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"If you see a distressed woman in the mall screaming that she can't find her baby, don't offer to help her make another one."
"Want your daily dose of vitamin C? Look at pictures of Donald Trump"
"""What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?"" ""Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak."""
"INXS was a really good band... It's a shame they hung it up."
"I've got 99 problems... <snap> 98 problems. <snap> 97 problems. <snap> 96 problems. <snap> BRB... I need to buy more mousetraps."
"What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa? A cowch potato!"
"Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine? The Crimea River"
"definately - Used when absolutely certain a guy named Nate is involved."
"What is white and interferes with the meal? An avalanche."
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