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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa? A cowch potato!"
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"The best joke about Kim Jong Un [removed]"
"The worst kind of insomnia is snoring induced insomnia. That's when every time you start snoring your wife shoves you awake..."
"Two Irishmen walk out of a pub."
"What's the cutest part of a house? The awning. I know, I'm sorry."
"Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet"
"A woman site down next to a man in a bar and says, ""You smell good, What do you have on?"" The man says, ""I have a hard on but I didn't know you could smell it."""
"What do you call a Chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad"
"I suspect that my cat has plans to kill me, but has just never been awake long enough to carry them out. Advantage: human."
"scared the postman i scared the postman today by showing up to the door completely naked. im not sure what scared him more, the fact that i was naked, or that i knew where he lived"