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Joke of the Day
"Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine? The Crimea River"
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"Just came up with this one Q:Why do black people despise environmental studies? A:Cause they always get hung up on trees."
"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? Hey, wanna buy some candy?"
"My wife came home to me cheating on her. I don't know which surprised her more; the fact that I was fucking our daughter, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her."
"I used to be addicted... to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around (x-post from /r/jokes)"
"What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak !"
"What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes? A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro"
"I'm helping the sharks celebrate their big week by throwing cats into the ocean."
"Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because blonde boys aren't all that bright either."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He kept himself up at night wondering if there really is a dog."