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Joke of the Day
"If you hated really old teak furniture, would you be anti antique teak?"
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"Have you heard about the fire in the shoe factory? Hundreds of soles were lost"
"For the last time, I don't have any secret prison camps. Anyone who doesn't believe me will be sent to a secret prison camp."
"Hey did you know a new medication came out for depressed lesbians? Tridixigin"
"Jesus is a deadbeat dad Said he'd be coming back soon 2000 years ago and we're still waiting."
"Why did the hipster drown? They tried to skate on the river before it was cool."
"Anybody hear about those two car antennas that got married? Supposedly the wedding was alright but the reception was great ;)"
"Heard about the statistician who liked to kick back with his feet in the oven and his head on a bucket of ice? On the average, he was quite comfortable."
"Dinosaurs probably spelled Tuesday, 'Ptuesday'"
"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph because hes not quite yet an essay."