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Joke of the Day
"If you hated really old teak furniture, would you be anti antique teak?"
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"Where do bee's go to the bathroom? At the BP station."
"Wake and bake and bake and bake and bake and bake - really busy pothead chefs daily itinerary"
"How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience? They all left."
"How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the bum."
"Walk into any flower shop and ask to see the chlamydias. That never gets old."
"I don't have a mental problem, I have mental problems...plural."
"My enthusiasm knows bounds."
"If Bruce Jenner goes missing tonight, will they put his face on a carton of half n half?"
"Should I buy a pizza? Heads I do, tales I ignore the coin."