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Joke of the Day
"Tiger Woods goes through 18 holes in one day... And he STILL has time for golf."
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"Why did the stand up comic quit comedy to become a obstetrician? He needed to work on his delivery."
"SEX RESULTS Sex shouldn't result in pregnancy. If we were perfect beings, sex would have two functions: for pleasure and to complicate friendships."
"Meet my good friend 50 Cent, or as he's known across the pond... 10,000 Pounds"
"Look, no hands! The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam."
"I'd tell you a lame joke about getting slightly wet But I wouldn't want to damn-pun your mood."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last long for fat people."
"if somone acidentaly walks in while ur in the bathroom, do not react at all. this avoids embarasment & makes them wonder if they are a ghost"
"What do you call a chinese poker face? A mahjong face"
"Oh no sir, that shark wasn't attacking me, my wife was yelling at me from the shore so I was just trying to swim into his mouth."