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Joke of the Day
"Tiger Woods goes through 18 holes in one day... And he STILL has time for golf."
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"Why did the NSA spy on Germany ? Because after meeting with Merkel, they heard Obama say ""I'd tap that""."
"A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table."
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