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Joke of the Day
"Why did the elk cry at the funeral? He had lost a deer friend"
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"What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike? Rev"
"What happensto nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes daytrogen ^I'msorry"
"What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys? A Wind-up Merchant."
"This one came to me this morning - How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral? Mourning wood."
"Q: ""How long were you at your last job?"" A: ""Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"""
"Satan had a busy Christmas... He got a lot of letters from dyslexia kids"
"Did you hear about the guy who was half black and half Japanese? On every Dec. 7, he would attack Pearl Bailey."
"My husband is going to be so surprised when he finds out the woman I've been sleeping with is way hotter than his girlfriend."
"Once Prince dies there will be some freaky shit that comes out like he ate only butterflies or bathed in babies or something. Mark.My.Words."