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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wish I were an octopus... so that I could slap 8 people at once."
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"MURDERER: could a murderer do THIS? *defendant proceeds to not kill anyone* JUDGE: he's got a point"
"What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes."
"How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads? Chasing parked cars."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long if you're fat."
"british people say ""maths"" instead of math because they are big nerds who cannot be satisfied by a single math"
"Shout-out to cows. Without them we wouldn't have burgers, pizza, chocolate, ice-cream and many other delicious food."
"Rick Astley will let you have any movie from his Disney collection except one He's never gonna give you Up"
"I've done all the cleaning and ironing but I've forgot why I broke into this house in the first place."
"Maglev train hits 310mph in Japan. Critics say it has barely left the ground."