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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wish I were an octopus... so that I could slap 8 people at once."
Next Joke
"Why can't mimes finish marathons? Because they can't get past ""the wall""."
"Son and Dad Joke Son: Dad, when i look down i have 4 balls. How is that possible ? Dad: I'm fucking your ass, son."
"Why didn't Bruce Willis star in the movie ""Titanic""? Because he would've saved everybody."
"How did the rednecks find their sister? Pretty good."
"Don't judge me. Judge Judy."
"What Time Did Sean Connery Arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"
"My girlfriend is a porn star. She's going to be so pissed off when she finds out."
"Someone recently broke in to my nan's flat and stole her precious limbo trophy... How low can you get?"
"Waking up to a ""fcuk you"" text message instead of a ""good morning"" one is surprisingly not that bad."