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Joke of the Day

"If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I'd just yell out letters. - Demetri Martin"

"A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. The photon says, ""no, I'm travelling light. """

"Did you hear about the guy who decided to put the S next to the D? He was in the newd today."

"Terrible pun (I'm sorry) What do you call a guy who travels the world convincing women to have oral sex? A cunning linguist"

"If I heard the person in charge of autocorrect on iPhones was that kid who fainted during the 2004 National Spelling Bee, I'd believe it."

"What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together? None of your business."

"What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."

"what is Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner's latest award? Tripod of the year."

"A compulsive liar walks into a doctor's office claiming to be constipated... The doctor tells him he's full of shit."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you ha ha!"