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Joke of the Day

"How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale? Urinate"

"A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas. The receptionist asks, ""Do you have a reservation?"""

"Samsung have done well with the Galaxy Note 7 Sales are blowing up!"

"Wife: Who is the prettiest of my friends? Me: your mother, why? W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again."

"How do cats park their cars? They *purr*allel park"

"Cats love it when you give them a mohawk"

"""Any idea how to make a lasagne, Barry?"" ""Not a clue mate, but I Bechemal would know"""

"A man tells his doctor, ""Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter! The doctor replies, ""Sorry, I don't follow you..."

"2 cannibals are eating a clown... ""....does this taste funny to you?"""

"What do you calls sushi in Serbia? Nishikori"