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Joke of the Day
"How is food purchased an an Irish grocery? You buy it per-tater"
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"I'm going to put my grandmother on speed dial. I'll call it Instagram."
"I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning... I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning and as he passes by a fish market, he shouts ""Good morning ladies!!!"""
"Bummed cuz parents wont send their kids to my resort that teaches how to pay attention. I thought ""Concentration Camp"" would be a gold mine."
"It's green but when you press a button it turns red. A frog in a blender."
"My neighbor doesn't like it when I put garbage in his backyard so I stopped burying people there."
"how to get Rich Stab the motherfucker."
"I am under: paid, pressure, followed, rated, the gun, the radar, the influence, the weather and the wrong impression."
"Me: Have fun on your date. Son: What if she drinks too much, or gets high? Me: You really aren't my kid are you?"
"My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer."