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Joke of the Day

"A blonde and a brunette are discussing the previous night out... The brunette says, ""Last night I slept with a Brazilian."" ""Oh my god!"" the blonde replies. ""How many is THAT?"""

"My wife is so married that she even stopped blowing out the candles on her birthday cake cause she doesn't want me gettin' any ideas."

"How is ""Shark spotted swimming off the coast"" news worthy? Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different."

"Did you hear about the woman who became a prostitute because she was so scared of being homeless? She was *whore*-ified!"

"I'm not staying up all night to get lucky. If it doesn't happen by midnight, I'm going to bed."

"Superman: I'm faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive- Batman: I fight a penguin and this really persistent clown"

"Why did the pig walk into the kitchen? Because he felt like bacon. :P"

"Blonde Joke Why did the blonde girl have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys aren't smart either (Sorry if it's a repost.)"

"Walk up to the guy with a popped collar and spiked hair & say ""What's up, Chad?"" & he'll be all ""Whoa... How'd you know my name, bro?"""

"They say a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush But a penis in the bush is better than two in the hand any day."