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Joke of the Day

"""It's cold!"", ""Happy birthday!"", ""I'm so blessed"", ""Political rant!""... There, now you don't have to go to Facebook today. You're welcome."

"Which race eats the most watermelon? The human race, you racist asshole!"

"Last night I was laying in bed, looking at the stars... And then I wondered, Where the fuck did my roof go?"

"What do you call the useless skin around a vagina? The woman."

"The drone on Mars ran over a feline organism. That's right - Curiosity killed the cat"

"What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common? They're a-Brew'in!"

"Fixing my grandma's computer and I see that her search history is about seven various spellings of the name of the last guy I dated."

"Accounting Joke Hey Guys Need a good accounting related joke for work, if anyone has any good ones please share"

"Why didn't Bruce Willis star in the movie ""Titanic""? Because he would've saved everybody."

"Where do generals keep their armies? in their sleevies"