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Joke of the Day

"DBZA Joke! Frieza: How do you work the Dragon Balls? Nail: Did you work the shaft?"

"Internet porn? When I grew up... ...it was hard to come by."

"Wanna see a banana split? Wait until it turns black and tell it he's the father."

"How do blind people know they're finished wiping after a bowel movement? They taste blood on the TP."

"A male frog calls a medium line and he is told he'll meet a beautiful lady frog. ""Will it happen at a ball?"" he asks. ""no , in a biology class"""

"I hope I dont die on 9/11. ""He died on 9/11? His sacrifice wont be forgotten."" ""No, 9/11/27. He was checking favs in the shower and fell."""

"i talk to dumb ppl the same way i talk to a puppy... ""who's blocking the exit?? WHO? who's blockin' the way!?! YOU are! yes you are!!!"""

"Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone's making a racket."

"House Hunters: ""We want a slide, cheeseburgers, a clown."" Realtor: Are you describing McDonalds? ""haha no"" *3 kids tumble out of trenchcoat*"

"G.O.T. joke: ""What's better than a Grape, Robb?"" ""A Raisin, Bran."