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Joke of the Day

"My Favorite Politician Quote (not sure if this belongs here but what the hell) ""Madam, I may be drunk but you're ugly, and in the morning I'll be sober."" - Winston Churchill"

"What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal? Smoked Meat Every Day."

"I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things."

"Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy? If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)"

"My girlfriend broke up with me because of my obsession with Linkin Park But in the end, it doesn't even matter."

"You've really gotta hand it to short people Because they usually can't reach it anyways"

"Wanna hear a joke? March 8."

"My spirit animal is a parasite that swims up your pee hole and plants an egg sac using its hook-like barbs."

"Got really excited when my wife said she was going to teach me something new in the bedroom until she started folding a fitted sheet."

"Here's a joke! My social life!"