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Joke of the Day

"Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used Condom hanging off your dick... Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started."

"I hate how politically correct the world is today Instead of saying ""Black paint"" I now have to say ""Jamal please paint"""

"Interviewer: Please take off your sunglasses.. Me: Nah, I'm afraid you'll see how high I am"

"Your momma's so ugly... ... that on Halloween, the kids give their candy to *her*!"

"I if I had a Gender for every... World war"

"The last time I was involved in sexual intercourse was when I was a sperm."

"Pirate joke what I made up What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes? Noob."

"So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar, there is only one stool free. How do they all sit? They turn the stool upside down"

"What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce? A chicken ceaser salad."

"The idea that someone would be upset NOT to be invited to a wedding is so confusing to me."