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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce? A chicken ceaser salad."
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"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intents"
"A Person With Autism Walks Into A Bar ""Ouch"" he says."
"Donald Trump What a joke!"
"Shutdown Apocalypse Update: Talked to someone today about remaining human when society crumbles. Was told to ""please pull up to the window."""
"What does a dog get at the vet? [FIXED]"
"I'm really looking forward to the next stop on my Mediterranean cruise. The captain said we're just a few clicks out from Harem Bay."
"[biologists find beached whale] its a new species what can we call it? [surfer walks by] yo killer whale bro [biologists look at each other]"
"Where are all the people that just have one sclerosis?"
"Will I become attractive if I swallow magnets?"