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Joke of the Day
"Your momma's so ugly... ... that on Halloween, the kids give their candy to *her*!"
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"Whats the difference between Sarah Palins mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina"
"I don't discriminate based skin colour, I do it based on clothes... In fact you could call me a fashist"
"They say shoe size correlates with penis size... ...which makes getting raped by a clown that much more terrifying."
"Who are the fastest readers of all time? 9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds"
"What's the difference between a blow job and anal sex? A blow job will make your day but anal sex will make your hole weak."
"""Count your blessings. Then count them again."" - OCD optimist"
"I woke up one day and your name just didn't make me smile anymore."
"Best part about staying up late = total absence of morning people."
"Before you insult somebody, walk a mile in their shoes Then, when you insult them you'll be a mile away and they'll have no shoes."