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Joke of the Day
"Your momma's so ugly... ... that on Halloween, the kids give their candy to *her*!"
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"[pulled over] COP 1: any drugs or alcohol in the car? ME: no COP 2: told you he was a nerd ME: nuh uh I have so much drugs COP 1: lol gotcha"
"GOVERNMENT VS. MAFIA Q: What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? A: One of them is organized."
"Coldplay is doing charity work in an African hospital. They met a few jaundice patients. Chris Martin said 'It was great. They were all yellow'"
"Why do Lannisters hate turtles? Cause they can't stab them in the back"
"What do you say when you get cornered by a gang of Italian prostitutes? ""Uh-oh, spaghetti hoes!"""
"What do you call a Spanish baker? A con-quiche-ador"
"The people I work with are a bunch of potatoes They're definitely tator-taught."
"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
"I have to say to you something... something."