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Joke of the Day
"The idea that someone would be upset NOT to be invited to a wedding is so confusing to me."
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"Sitting on the Toilet Scrolling through dating apps while on the toilet is the best idea... etiher way you're gonna find shit."
"What do you call an awkward questioner? I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God."
"Ellen Pao reminds me of this guy I know... His name is OP"
"The difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job? one is a crusty bus station."
"How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you"
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"[nsfw] Studies show that nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."
"""Thanks, you've been a wonderful host!"" - Viruses"
"What did the moon say to the window? Fuck off"