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Joke of the Day

"Revenge is a dish best served with a laxative that looks like chocolate."

"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie."

"What is Pedobear's favorite time of the day? When the big hand touches the little hand."

"I'm a prince in Lagos, Nigeria and I want you to help me move $500 million out of the country."

"What do you call Abby who lives in the city? Downtown Abby"

"How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds? Please wait..."

"What's the difference between a decrepit Greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."

"Why do only 2 Mexicans pass the border at once? Because the sign says no trespassing."

"I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like."

"I'd consider myself an artistic fetishist I go hard in the paint."