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Joke of the Day
"What is Pedobear's favorite time of the day? When the big hand touches the little hand."
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"A local business in my town has an open carry discount. As in, you show them a gun to save money. Doesn't that discount apply everywhere?"
"Writing a good suicide note is hard, especially if you don't know that person's handwriting."
"what is the best way to smuggle drugs? In your dogs asshole. Should there be border control frisking, it will be perceived as two dogs plain wolfing"
"If I'm ever on Jeopardy I hope the final category isn't ""Can You Tell These Mumford & Sons Songs Apart."""
"All who believe in Telekinesis.... All who believe in Telekinesis raise my hand."
"What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you"
"What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life? A trans-ginger"
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired."
"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. I should have put it on aloha setting."