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Joke of the Day
"I'm a prince in Lagos, Nigeria and I want you to help me move $500 million out of the country."
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"How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world."
"I discovered recently that I can cut wood just by looking at it It's true I saw it with my eyes"
"Lif is too short."
"Really the only advantage of a rainy day is that it is illegal to exercise."
"I had sex with a prostitute in a clown costume before Stephen King wrote that horror novel. In a pro pre-It."
"What's the best thing about having sex with twentytwo years olds? There's twenty of them.."
"Cats get a pass bc they're ""Cleaning themselves"". Dogs are like, Hey! I can reach this?!?!"
"How are American beer and having sex in a boat similar ? They are both fucking close to water"
"Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!"