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Joke of the Day

"Still haven't mastered the art of gracefully taking off a sweatshirt."

"Remember that time you thought you were more important than everyone else? Turn back, this was a click wasted"

"So I got a little drunk last night. I was out on my porch yelling ""Get off of my lawn!"" at my wife's yard gnomes."

"I know this guy that's hooked on brake fluid He said he could stop anytime."

"Want to hear a good pee joke? Well urine luck."

"What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tank? Men, get in the tank."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?.. **RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!**"

"Any time I see a pic of Princess Leia's hair I get a craving for a cinnabon"

"imagine a reverse pizza. the missing hole on the table where the pizza is meant to be. everything else is pizza. the solar system. the air."

"What's worse than putting the punchline in the title?"