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Joke of the Day
"What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane? Carrion."
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"Mama bear to Papa bear: ""Well... You might call it hibernating -- I call it 'goofing off'."""
"When Chipotle says, ""Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?"" I pause, then say, ""Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."""
"[Michael Cera running a slice of toast under the cold tap to soften up the sharp edges before eating it]"
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"Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect."
"Childish Knock Knock Joke *Knock knock! *Who's there? *Take a nap! *Take a nap who? (say it fast) *Hope it comes out alright, I'll come back later..."
"There are teenagers having unprotected sex, but have cases on their cell phones. Just let that sink in for a moment."
"Always remember your ABC's Anybody But Clinton!"
"Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint; the phone rings,and he jumps up shouting: ""Oh Shit, I forgot to feed the dog!"""