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"Brussels: 3 year old kidnapped Slept for two hours"
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"""Decide you want it more than you're afraid of it"" -Bill Cosby Well, we all see where that got him."
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I dont mind doing a 5km but I cant be fucked doing a 10km run"
"Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality? Breast implants."
"Do you know how I feel about muscle relaxers? I valium."
"I like my girls like I like my drinks... Virgins"
"I'm really good at wrapping presents. It's a gift."
"Go away bee, don't bother me. A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don't swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it, because seeing is believing."
"MERS is infecting people in Saudi Arabia... And Haj is just around the corner!"
"What do you call a gay midget? Sweet and Low"