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Joke of the Day

"What do you call war fought with bees? ...Beeological Warfare"

"What is the difference between an Olympic runner and Hitler? An Olympic runner can finish a race."

"Snakes are terrifying because they can't trip and fall over shit. No creature should possess such power."

"OMG I'M SO OLD AND OUT OF TOUCH WITH POP MUSIC WHAT SONG DOES BREXIT SING"

"Hey something came in the mail today... What? Deez Nutz! Haha Got Em!"

"the reason quarterbacks can throw the ball so far is because it's filled with spiders and they hate it so much"

"It can't be much fun being gay. Your friends are always moaning behind your back."

"What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!"

"How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger."

"You prefer white wine over red? For god's sake, try and see the world with some claret-y"