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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it's two tired."
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"How do you make an ugly kid? Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta"
"I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution."
"Cashier: how old r u? Me:*holding beer nervously* uuh 21 Cashier:*shaking his head sadly as he pulls Trix out of my cart* Trix are for kids."
"Boss: Why did you call off yesterday? Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now."
"Today is my birthday, and my lesbian neighbors decided to gift me a Rolex. I don't think they quite understood when I said ""I wanna watch""."
"About tasty steaks. You knowing the art of making a steak is a rare medium well done."
"It's strange when I see a deer out in nature because I always assumed their natural habitat was right in front of my car on the highway."
"What came first, internet porn or ""clear all search history""?"
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescendant con descending."