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Joke of the Day
"Why does Chuck Norris play cowbell? Because he beats time!"
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"Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV."
"Whats the difference between a zit and a priest? (My 17 year old camper just said this, made me cringe) A zit waits till you're a teenager to come on your face."
"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotised 8 fellas but dropped his microphone on his foot.......and shouted ""Fuck me!"" What happened next will haunt me for life!!"
"How does a redheaded surgeon operate? Gingerly"
"so i learned recently that fruit is good for the colon... thus a homosexual's must be exceptionally healthy"
"The thing that sucks about hanging out with my friends is that they see how much I stare at my phone and know how little I answer their texts."
"Global warming can reduce terrorism because the isis melting."
"What do you call a lesbian with a SUV full of penises? Dick Van Dyke"
"what idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles"