125212

Joke of the Day

"Doctor Who. He can travel to any planet during any period but mostly ends up in places that look like present day England."

"Little Caesar pick up line. Call me Little Caesar, cause I'm hot and ready."

"""ok start it up"" tktktk-puh-buurup-chk-a-chk ""give it some gas"" ss-ss-icka-icka-grrawh-pshhhh any ideas? ""I can't hear over you beatboxing"""

"What did the Jihad name his concession stand? ""Allahu Snackbar!"""

"If I'm ever in a coma unplug me. Then plug me back in and see if that fixes the problem."

"People say... People say I'm not a fun loving person. Well some nights I am, some I'm not. That's all folks! I'll be sitting on the bleachers if any one needs me!"

"Five Construction Workers Walk Into a Bar They should have been looking where they were going"

"If a camera adds on 10 pounds..... If a camera adds on 10 pounds, do African children even exist?"

"I'm a long-term thinker. For instance, the green bananas I bought will be delicious in 2 days."

"How does a chemist introduce Batman? Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!"