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Joke of the Day

"If I'm ever in a coma unplug me. Then plug me back in and see if that fixes the problem."

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"If Bon Jovi had the 'power to turn back time', he'd go back to when he was relevant & not doing Direct TV Commercials."

"Doctors have confirmed that masturbation is life threatening Many men have died after having a stroke"

"I really hate it when people repeat something twice when making a point. don't do that guys, don't do that."

"Why did the nuke switch course? Because a girl on the ground said ""I have a boyfriend"" later that day the nuke fell into depression"

"Theres this one word I always stumble on when I try to remember it.... oh yeah, the word is forget."

"If Microwaves were people... They would be your one friend who always runs into something or knocks something down when you're trying to sneak into the house at 3 am."

"A man walks into a bar ... and stays there my entire childhood."

"Two women in a shared cell were in the prison for 15yrs. When they were freed... ...they spent another 2hrs talking outside."