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Joke of the Day
"Cops: ""Please step out of the car"" Me: ""I can't. I'm drunk. You get in."""
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"What is a pirates favorite letter You probably think it's ""arrr"" but it be the ""c"""
"A friend and I are walking down the street When we see a dog laying in the yard , licking his balls. My friend says ""I wish I could do that!"". I told him "" I bet that dog would bite you!"""
"Is that a star tattoo. Saw my first porn the other day. I was a lot younger back then."
"What do you call a horny group of lawyers? Firm"
"""Please don't make a scene."" -Horrible movie director"
"Three tampons are walking down the street.. A light, a regular, and a super tampon are all walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None. They are all stuck up bitches."
"What is Hitler's favorite drink? concentrated jews"
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."
"Roses are red, violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem writes you"