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"How does a chemist introduce Batman? Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!"

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"I like my women like I like my coffee. On my penis."
"What's the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull doing so? The pit bull gets to finish."
"Who was the roundest member of Sir Arthurs round table? Sir Cumference. He at too much Pi. He ate approximately 3.142 slices"
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister... ...""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle. It just makes scents."
"What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels."
"Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets of Rome... One turns to the other and says, ""Wow, I've never come this way before!"" The other nun says, ""Oh, it's the cobblestones!"""
"Awwww, she looks so sweet and peaceful when she's not yelling. -my kids, watching me sleep"
"Sh*t happens... I mean look at you."
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