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Joke of the Day

"A midget clairvoyant just escaped from prison... ...police are looking for a small medium at large."

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because you were the only car in the lot and I parked so close you couldn't open your door."

"Se7en is a great movie even if you haven't seen o1e, 2wo, thr3e, 4our, 5ive or 6ix."

"Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !"

"I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom. I'm a one night stand kind of man."

"What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!"

"Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!"

"Why does Jesus like Japanese food? Because he loves miso"

"What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut? A barbecue"

"If you're about to be turned into stone by Medusa, strike a hilarious pose and at least lighten things up for the next guy."