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Joke of the Day

"Se7en is a great movie even if you haven't seen o1e, 2wo, thr3e, 4our, 5ive or 6ix."

"What is the difference between michael jackson,and neil armstrong... neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the MOON,and michael jackson likes to fuck little boys in the ass."

"Babies who cry in a restaurant would rather be eating in a breastaurant."

"What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol? Xanax since he's a Bartender"

"I met a girl who's family is so loaded... even the bags under her eyes are designer"

"What do you call children born in whore houses? Brothel sprouts..."

"I went to the Reddit hotel The host wasn't responding."

"I tell my child, ""10 minutes till bed!"" She hears me say, ""Go put on a Halloween costume."" Why?"

"So I was talking to my blond friend I was telling her that I was named after a character from a tv show. She replied: ""What was their name?""."

"FDFP-What is a fish's favorite sex position? BASS TO MOUTH Made this one up, not really sure if it would work though. Ass to mouth isn't a sex position per se."