125133
Joke of the Day
"""Be cool, be cool, be cool"" ~me before I'm about to not be cool."
Next Joke
"It's crazy. One minute you're getting drunk as a skunk, then next thing you know, you're in the back of an ambulance. I really shouldn't be a paramedic."
"GTA V for the PC is taking so long to release... all of the radio stations will play classic hits."
"The second I feel pressured to do something, I'm out of there faster than a dog who hears his name and knows it's bath time."
"What's the difference between bullets and everyone ? Everyone misses Harambe."
"2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico Silver - Mexico Bronze - Mexico"
"What did Beethoven do when he died? Decompose."
"What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common? ""They remember"""
"Before I go to the airport I'm going to swallow a Hot Wheels car & an action figure. Then when they scan me I'm going to act like Godzilla."
"When Leo said, ""To all my friends, you know who you are"" he was talking about the bear"