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Joke of the Day

"A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, ""Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."""

"Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ? Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV."

"I'd rather die than have an egg on my hamburger but to be fair I already sort of wanted to die"

"As a commercial livestock hauler I've delivered quite a few donkeys in my time I suppose you could say my clients get their ass handed to them"

"I popped into the library this morning and asked if there was any books on Facebook status jokes? The librarian said, ""They've all been stolen."" ""That's the one."" I replied."

"Hillary Clinton will potentially be the first f***** president. I wrote female, but apparently someone deleted the email"

"Do you ever get shampoo in your eyes and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be?"

"So two guns are hanging out, ""shootin' the shit""... When one gun says to the other, ""Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?"" the second gun says, ""In some old magazine I found."""

"Ok, don't let them know you're a puma Interviewer: We're very impressed! You've got the job! ""REALLY!?! I'M SO HAPPY I JUST PUMA PANTS"""

"I party until the taxi with the pretty red and blue lights picks me up."