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Joke of the Day

"A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, ""Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."""

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"I hate when people try to make small talk on the elevator. ""How's it going?"", ""How about the weather?"", ""Where are your pants?""."
"Knock Knock Who's there? An interrupting black woman. An interrupting black- MMMMMMMHMMMMMMM"
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"Did you read that story on r/news? [removed]"
"If women do the splits, do men do the banana splits?"
"""Hey! You took my daughter's virginity!"" ""Sorry, sir. It won't happen again."""
"I'm so glad I married a big strong program like WinRAR He can open all of my .jars!"