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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there? An interrupting black woman. An interrupting black- MMMMMMMHMMMMMMM"
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"I used to steal funny jokes I still do, but I used to, too."
"[Asking someone out] Um...so do you want to come to my exorcism next week?"
"The interviewer asked, ""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" The job candidate responded, "" I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."" Use it while you can, people!"
"What happened when the Jew with a boner walked into a wall? He broke his nose."
"What do you call a guy with two marijuanas? Double jointed."
"I knew a person who was against warrior princesses He was a Xenaphobe"
"I'll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome."
"There's that man in Utah that makes cheese all by himself. They call him the Provo Lone guy."
"ME: Why can't everyone just be nice EVERYONE: Why can't you ME: Don't change the subject"