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Joke of the Day
"""Hey! You took my daughter's virginity!"" ""Sorry, sir. It won't happen again."""
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"Hey, I'll sleep when I'm dead. Also tonight."
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"""You need to stop doing chest workouts, it looks like you have boobs,"" said my wife. ""That makes one of us then,"" I replied."
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