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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!"

"Ever since Peter was rejected by another girl again, I feel nervous every time he enters the school building. But I'm sure he brings that gun for self-defense purpose."

"Today I met a woman with twelve breasts, sounds strange, dozen tit?"

"our top story today after a disappointing summer Humpty Dumpty has a great fall"

"Look, no hands! The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam."

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na!"

"What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey? A Meringueutan"

"What's a Lawyers favourite food? suet"

"Next time you see someone crying Ask them if it's because of their haircut"

"Pepsi and Coke can't even be in the same restaurant together and society wants us all to get along. Pffftt."