19909
Joke of the Day
"What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth? A pedi-file"
Next Joke
"I'm like a clogged toilet. I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE."
"What do you call it when a prostitute makes paper birds? Whore-igami"
"*gets out of bed* *steps on something* me: Ugh *turns light on* wife: What is it? me: The cat caught another smart car"
"You mean 'idiosyncrasies' doesn't mean two or more idiots doing the same thing at the same time?"
"What style of art was preferred by the Third Reich? Post-Imprussianist."
"When I say I go to the gym religiously, that usually means every christmas and easter."
"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows"
"I'm glad they outlawed texting while driving. I can finally get some use out of this calligraphy set."
"Why did the polish navy start putting glass floors on their boats? So every time they went out to sea, they could look at their old ships."