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Joke of the Day

"What do religions and gender have in common? You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense."

"Little caesars in Ferguson's Is hot and ready"

"You ever pump your gas slowly on purpose so no one realizes you only had $3 on you"

"What Will Mexico's National Sport Become if Trump Is Elected? Pole Vaulting"

"If you love someone: 1. Set them free 2. Drunk dial them 3. Read too much into their FB posts 4. Make them feel sorry for you 5. Die alone"

"What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? Nice tits!"

"Some people say don't bring a knife to a gun fight but I say DONT GO TO THE GUNFIGHT AT ALL ARE YOU KIDDING ME BULLETS HURT SO BAD OMG"

"This guy on the subway has piercings on both sides of his neck. Mary Shelley would be so proud of her modern influence."

"What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !"

"Kim Jong il is dead? I guess that's the end of HIS Korea."